The Girl has a baffling homework assignment: create (on paper) a Facebook page for a mediaeval shepherdess. Must include information such as "favorite book", "favorite movie" and "favorite TV show". Points will be given for historical accuracy.
Go figureth.
Please feel free to help out, using your best sheep-&-shepherding puns. Or if you happen to be an actual mediaeval shepherdess, please tell us what your favourite TV show is.
ewe-sually she watches One Man and His Dog on TV. Favourite film - Rambo. Favourite actor - Richard Herd. Quite liked the film 'the age of sTUPid'.
ReplyDeleteBook Lamb's Tales from Shakespeare - if she's a swot
ReplyDeleteFilm Shaun the Sheep - if she likes knitting
TV has to be One Man and his Dog
Does she have the right to drive her sheep over London Bridge?
ReplyDeleteShe has to mention her favourite music too - probably Beethoven's Pastoral Symphony, and anything at all by Baach. Or maybe flock and roll. Or something with a disco bleat. Or the sambaa, rumbaa and lamb-baaada.
ReplyDelete..and also the Baach cantata BWV 208, 'Sheep may Safely Graze'.
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