The common language still divides - but not necessarily us from them. Sometimes them from each other.
Today I took the Girl round to her friend's house, and the friend's dad ushered us inside, eager to seek our
bona fide British advice on a couple of linguistic issues. First:
"OK. '
Bob's your uncle!'...what is the correct response to that? As a British person? Because I was just speaking to another American on the phone and I said, 'And Bob's your uncle!' and he said,
'And Tilly's your aunt -
that's what British people always say.' But
do they?"
I replied that I had never heard a British person say that.
"Yess!" said the friend's dad in triumph. "And here's another one. What do British people call a person who works in a store, you know, the one who takes your money?"
"Err - a cashier?" I suggested.
"How about something like...a
clerk?"
"Well, if we did, we would pronounce it
clark,"I explained.
"I told you so," said his wife, appearing from inside the house.
"Nnnggg," growled the dad, "I was sure she was wrong about 'clark'. Nnnggg."
What other Britishisms do you suggest I share, to further fuel this rivalry?