Pop-eyed advice

Hot, hotter, hottest...into the 90sF today - not my favourite ambient temperature.

The Boy sailed through a regular "physical" (check up) his afternoon. He is now no longer off the bottom end of the centile chart, however the doctor did some quick calculations and revealed, to no-one's great surprise, that in all likelihood he will not become a giant adult.  He is healthy in every respect, and after advising him not to try e-cigarettes, to always wear his bike helmet and to eat spinach, the doctor cheerfully sent him on his way.