Anyone there?
A pot-luck supper up at school was the main event of the day. Other than that, just chores and such.
The children have been making up jokes. The Boy is particularly hopeless at it. Please send in your best jokes (knock knock or otherwise) asap.
Ok,
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Knock Knock
Who's there?
I'vedunap
I'vedunap who?
and so on and so forth...
Knock knock
ReplyDeleteWho's there?
Wanda
Wanda who?
Wanda go for a ride on my broomstick?
BOOm BOOm
And my son likes this joke:-
ReplyDeleteKnock knock
Who's there?
Phillip
Phillip who?
Phillip my bag with candy
My best ever joke:
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A big red rock-eater..
Still love it!
Maths expert - we tried your fav. joke in US over the Summer - it is a bit lost on the kids there as they do poops not poos!
ReplyDeleteYes, RR, in my mind's ear I could hear your youngest's voice as I read that 'I'vedunap' joke...
ReplyDeleteLike the seasonality of your offerings, Livid. How about:
Q What do birds do at Hallowe'en?
A Go twick or tweeting.
And Ninja, I too have always been a fan of the big red rock eater. Comes from the same book as:
Q Why do firemen wear red braces?
A To keep their trousers up.
(That's 'suspenders' and 'pants' for US readers.)